It's interesting how that when I started this blog, I thought I would have a hundred things to talk about, but now that I've got it up and running I can't think of anything to say.

I wonder if there is a scientific word for that? 'Stage fright', perhaps?

Anyway, I was recently informed that the Large Hadron Collider at CERN is actually large. I thought it collided large hadrons, but then I suppose it would be called a CLH and that doesn't really have the same ring to it.
Actually, on that note, did you know that they had to shut the thing down a while ago, because a bird dropped some bread on it?! You'd think something that large and expensive would have bread-proof shielding!
And what if this had happened when they were colliding stuff! Mushroom cloud, that's what!
When I become ruler of the world, I'm going to make a law whereby every company must employ a team of 'risk evaluators' (pessimists), to assess the possibility of duck-related catastrophe.